When I began blogging, oh so long ago, in the misty dusk of April, I put Statcounter on my page. I wasn't going to tell you this, because when I first found out things like Statcounter existed, it freaked me out slightly. Statcounter tells me things about the people who visit my blog. It tells me when you visited, for how long, how many times and whether or not you were wearing pants when you dropped by. It might also tell me what brought you here. In fact, it might tell me the search terms you typed into Google to find this blog.
I'm telling you all this because last night some poor, unsuspecting surfer typed the words, 'web' and 'confessions' into Google and ended up at The Pig Blog Web Log. This diversion from what might have been the seeker's purpose occurred because I included the following phrase in my blog: "My secret confession is that I love those squeaking rodents so much, I could squeeze them until their beady little eyes shoot from their heads like stars across the night sky." I suspect, perhaps unfairly, that the searcher had other things in mind. I can only imagine (with some considerable glee) their disappointment as pictures of cute fluffy guinea pigs began to load. Unfortunately for some, guinea pigs are not in the least bit sordid (except when they play chasey...ahem...).
I can't help but wonder what other inadvertent turns of phrase might bring hapless readers to my blog. That's the thing with the web, you never really know what you're getting.
Regardless, the blog must go on. Here are my (completely unrelated) thoughts for the day...
I was thinking about getting a cat, but it might be uncomfortable in summer and I certainly don't want a hot pussy. Maybe I'll get a big hairy beaver. Then again, there's always the risk of ending up with a smelly beaver and I really don't want that either. Perhaps I'll just learn about animals from watching TV. Tonight SBS is showing a documentary about the breeding program for untamed Sumatran Tigers in Indonesia. I think it's called 'Big Hot Pussy has Wild Sex'.
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Hi! Your stat counter maybe told you I visited, and came from my own blog! Nifty little thing. Please tell us if you get any hits from search engines because of today's post! It made me laugh, and last post's guinea pigs made me go "Aw." Hubs would like some for Sonny Ma-Jiminy and Smoochy Girl, and I've resisted for a while, but I'm having memories of GPs from my youth and ... "Awww!"
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